請看原文. 因為太長既關係冇將全篇文章post出黎. 但原文真係好攪笑! Full of ironies! VIVA HONG KONG!!!! 1. Public transportation rules 2. Anger-activated camera phones 3. The stripper strip that won't be outstripped 4. We are the world 5. Star-quality tutors 6. Battling theme parks 7. We're insanely cautious about swine flu
8. The best soy sauce Western 9. Mega-convenient convenience stores 10. Cosmopolitan city, tropical paradise 11. Cash-free living 12. All-hours/weather conditions dining 13. You can judge a politician by his/her cover 14. Stools abound 15. There's market on top of market (on top of market...) 16. Excuse us while we scrape the sky 17. The cradle of kung fu legends 18. The tastiest embryos 19. Even our pop music has meaning . 20. A bridge that can't be topped (except by cars) 21. For better or worse, you're never alone 22. Even the bland food is exquisite 23. Disbelief is suspended beyond belief 24. The best-fed people on earth 25. Adrenaline rushes come cheap 26. It's a vintage gold mine 27. Our serials are killer 28. We are disrespectful to dirt 29. The granddaddy of dim sum 30. The freest undemocratic place in the world 31. Our ferry leaves all others in its wake 32. There's only one certainty in life 33. The bamboo and concrete jungles unite 34. No. 2 gets first treatment 35. We pull the race card -- every Wednesday night 36. Our buns are the luckiest 37. The world's most obscure records 38. The perfect woman 39. The most upside of any land, anywhere 40. Wholesome late nights (if you're into that sort of thing) 41. Gaffe-prone politicians 42. If you get bored, just protest! 43. No one does it flakier 44. We'll try anything 45. Almost completely climate controlled 46. We get two New Years 47. Home of the Milk Tea King 48. It rolls right off the tongue 49. It's politically ... unique 50. You can get in bed with the mob | 
